Dear Hair

Seems as if we have a love-hate relationship these days, huh?

So ... yay! you're growing on my head. I could NOT be happier about that. Now that cold weather is setting in, I really, really need you to grow and grow fast. I'm getting very cold (aside from all those hot flashes I'm having, and that's another story in-and-of itself)!

Now that you're right on track to grow, I just have a small request... can you PLEASE stop growing on my legs and in all the other "shaving" areas? Seems I have forgotten how to use a razor and this stubble will simply not do. And, if I'm being picky - which obviously I am - I also need you to grow faster on my eyebrows and eyelashes. I'm almost tempted to purchase voodoo tonic to speed up the process, but don't think hubby would appreciate the price tag of such things.

Anyway, just my little note to you on this Sunday morning. Hope you're doing well and really cannot wait for us to get re-acquainted!

Best,

Susan

PS Seems like eons ago that I wrote you THIS letter.